To all geeks err players

You think Eve is cool, you think because you're killing internet spaceships you're some sort of boss, you think you can has all the girls you want because on Eve you know how to flirt, well sorry dude ...here teh truth...
A- you're prolly flirting with dudes on eve
B- Killing a fake spaceship with some keyboard tactics doesnt make you a great warrior or somoene whatsoever cool
C- Eve isn't 'cool', Eve is a MMORPG full of geeks who think they are uber ppl when they spend their lives on their pc pretending to be someone else and that their lives are awesomenss on sticks...RIIIGHT

So player do me a favor, play Eve cause its fun for you but dont think it makes you someone cool or important. Learn to log off, go outside and get a gf if you dont already have one. and if you do have one well dont let Eve get in the way, because there's no mmorpg you can stick your dick in...

But she's right...

With the exception that. I am uber, and I do has teh hawt chic!

Sorry all i see from your post is the chicks asses its attracting mah eyes imma have an epileptic attack...HALP

*epic facepalm* Really Jenner only you would do something like that

And I conqure with Mags, really eve is about having fun and enjoying the company of the people you play with I think, and doing whatever you feel like... like flying an uber expensive Nighhawk in PVP

what a suprise harder, kissing ass still i see, and well now my life seems like crap

and btw i already did

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=9337522